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LATEST PROJECT: I Love You, I Love You Not
Raised in a basketball family and playing the sport since I was three, I should have easily made my high school team. But in the summer before 9th grade, with fall tryouts looming, I looked more like the Michelin Man than Karl Malone. With a premature beer belly and moobs to boot, I needed help, [...]
So I guess I’m supposed to welcome you to my blog. Hi there. How you found it in the ever-expanding universe of noise and clutter that is the internet is anybody’s guess — and I’d say you won’t regret it but satisfaction, unfortunately, is not guaranteed.
It’s also suggested that I find a niche, and stick [...]